how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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