Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Panties = found
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
