Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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