We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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