waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Why is there bacon in the couch?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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