and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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