There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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