i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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