I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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