That's when you crack a 10am beer
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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