I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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