I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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