Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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