She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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