Kiss
Puke
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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