You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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