We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Enjoy the penises
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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