I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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