Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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