Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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