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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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