Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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