What did we do last night that was yellow?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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