So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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