i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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