Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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