I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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