would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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