but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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