Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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