So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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