I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
how does that bad decision feel?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
