When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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