your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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