Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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