idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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