we have officially lost it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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