Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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