chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people