Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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