Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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