Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.