1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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