I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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