So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm always down for nudity.
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