I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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