Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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