Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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