Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
we should paint friendship bongs
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