The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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