I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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