ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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