Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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