I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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