Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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