Dual....:-)
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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