I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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